ha ha ha I don't know why this is soo freaking funny to me, ahh thats great! I have an image in my head of a old dead christmas tree with-out needles and dusty lights and presents wrapped in old watchtower covers.
Wordly Andre
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I did it......I finally took my Christmas tree down.
by AWAKE&WATCHING init was left up to make up for lost time, plus i thought i might get an elder's visit and wanted them to see it long after the season if they showed up.
only four months and i can put it back up!
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So, why do you really hate the Roman Catholic Church?
by StAnn inthis is actually a serious question.. when i was a jw, i was taught all kinds of things about how horrible the rcc is.
i believed it.
many years after leaving the wts, i began looking into the rcc for myself and discovered that everything i had been told about the rcc by the wts was a lie.
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Wordly Andre
I think it's weird too, I mean not to put anyones beliefs down or anything but some on here really have a problem with the church, I think it might be left over from the JW days, I've notice that with other religions too, like Universal Church of Christ they are very hateful towards catholics. I guess it will take some people more time to get over it.
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Cigars
by besty in...and so to the end of a great evening with new friends and a familiar lover.. my feet are up and the sounds of socal stillness punctuated by occasional dreams departing from lax.. is there more to life than friends, lovers, brandy and hand rolled cuban companions?.
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Wordly Andre
On my recent trip to South America I brought back some really great cigars, Ecuadorian wrapper is a fine leaf, I do agree that there is a bit too much hype over Cuban cigars, I've had some good ones like Fonseca, Romeo & Juilita, and Cohiba but there are some like Flor de Jalapa, Sauza, and Patel that are really great and a lot less.
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Gene, Where Are They Now- Lyrics
by Wordly Andre inyou said that i should look to the future, i've seen it i'll stay here.
i don't know why, i'm tied to the winter,can't find the time to leave.
the smallest gentle gesture, keeps the enemy at bay.
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Wordly Andre
you said that i should look to the future, i've seen it i'll stay here
i don't know why, i'm tied to the winter,can't find the time to leave
the smallest gentle gesture, keeps the enemy at bay
all i needed was a word where are they now?
the sky seems a little lower, but for that a normal day
do i ask too much, where are they now?
you said that i, take more than i offer, yes this is how i spend my time
you'll come undone, if you dont make the effort,
so seek and ye shall find
so when disaster struck me, no heart left to offend
oh i only wanted friends where are they now?
will you be there forever, say i'll never be without
don't blame me for my doubt
you see i can not stand alone, i'm incapable of breathing
incapable of love
in my world, make me safe take me home
i'm incapable of breathing, incapable of love
you see i can not stand alone, i'm incapable of breathing
incapable of love
oh oh in my world, make me safe take me home
i'm incapable of breathing, incapable of love
you said that i, should stop trying to call you
you've had it up to here
and i konw your sort, but i just cant ignore you
oh i'm lost in the fogJust thought I'd share this song with you guys
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3 REASONS TO BE A JW
by thebigdebate ini have a theory on why people become jw's.
there are 3 different reasons:.
1: you were born into a family of jw's.
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Wordly Andre
you forgot one reason NOT to answer the door when you are high on drugs, thats how a member of my family joined.
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There was an old lady...
by Mrs. Witness inlast night my husband told me that there's an old lady in his congregation who thinks i'm "cute" and offered to talk to me since she also had a ubm and is concerned about our marriage.. i wanted to gag.
should i talk to this nosy old bitty?
(no offense to our older jwd members).
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Wordly Andre
OH right! now I get it Thanks, man that nosey bitch can make you have the other kind of UBM huhh!
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There was an old lady...
by Mrs. Witness inlast night my husband told me that there's an old lady in his congregation who thinks i'm "cute" and offered to talk to me since she also had a ubm and is concerned about our marriage.. i wanted to gag.
should i talk to this nosy old bitty?
(no offense to our older jwd members).
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Wordly Andre
Cuz I'm thinking Ugly Bowel Movements
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There was an old lady...
by Mrs. Witness inlast night my husband told me that there's an old lady in his congregation who thinks i'm "cute" and offered to talk to me since she also had a ubm and is concerned about our marriage.. i wanted to gag.
should i talk to this nosy old bitty?
(no offense to our older jwd members).
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Wordly Andre
sorry I'm having a brainfart here but what is a UBM?
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What was the most laughable JW teaching??
by chuckyy inhi all.
in your opinion, what was the silliest , most laughable watchtower teaching/doctrine, since its beginning until now???.
chukyy.
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Wordly Andre
Sneakers bars taste like feet! WHAT! masterbation makes you gay Damn here I thought I was a lesbian now I know it!
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Thinking of an method to get my wife to think about the organization.......
by insearchoftruth inam still trying to come to a course of action to deal with my wife and her renewed zeal for the wts.
one new detail that i find interesting is she was assigned a sister to study with and the gal called somewhat early yesterday morning and my wife chewed her up and told her she does not want to study with her, she want so study with sister whatever.
i am sure that the sister that called was somewhat taken aback by this.. i think a slant i may be able to use is the anointed/fds since my wife really did not know anything about this and especially since she gave me the phone when she was talking to the first sister she knows and i asked her some questions and she confirmed that they were one in the same as well as how people can fall from being anointed by not be 'faithful'.
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Wordly Andre
Road trip to the happiest place on earth, Bethel!!!!! That should kick her of the watchtower habit